PANTS

What is with cross pockets? I cant believe that people prefer walking around with Mickey Mouse's ears coming out of their hips. Why cant they just make normal pockets? Oh ya i forget that they do except then there are 60 million pockets stapeled to the pant leg as well. And who heard of cargos thats taper. And the pants that look kind of normal on the rack can generally fit a family of elephants in the crotch. who are these pants being made for? And finally when you do find a pair of pants that kind of looks nice you realise to your dismay that they have hello kitty bursting out of the butt. I finally bought pants that make me look like Jitendar in a porn flick because they are White and TRANSPARENT.